January 2010
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“glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts”
-that guy from my life as liz
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thingsgohazy:
pixieshambles:
David Bowie -...
P.S. I love you <3:)
i want your ugly i want your disease
i want your everything as long as its free
i wish my name was lavender jean
vas te faire encule :0
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santa claus
Alex: i was like 8 when i found out the tooth fairy and santa didnt exist, and i was cool with it, you know? unlike some kids out here.
Harry: i know right? i was like 9 or 10 when i found out and shrugged it off when i saw the guy at the malls.
Alex: word. santas coming!!!
Harry: bull shit he is!
Me: LMFAO...damn you two are horrible
hello mr teddy graham, you are very-oops, just ate you. sorry :)
it's amazing how you shine in the dark.
(via offtheshoulderr)
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mmm edible body powder that tastes like marshmallows…. hopefully gonna be put to good use? smells amazing
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“Some days I don’t hustle.”
– everydayimhustlin (via sparo)
word
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50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines →
ekabitch:
vacantheart:
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you...
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